Tuesday, November 02, 2004

That's not how you french kiss, asshole...

Someone's getting the sexy art of french kissing all wrong...

Makes you think, huh? If you don't consider kissing to be an art form, think again. Ever kiss a plain awful kisser? Yuck.

Kissing is a huge turn-on. I love kissing...light, feathery strokes of the tongue, deep kisses...just thinking about it distracts me from what I am supposed to be doing...working.

Nibbling is fine. A nip here and there can be so sexy. But when you bite half a woman's tongue off...you've just crossed the line, asshole.

Posted by Red :: 4:40 PM :: | ---------------------------------------