Monday, December 13, 2004

Odd News

You didn't think I would deprive you of my collection of oddities, did you?

Husband lives in fear of being smothered by wife's enormous breasts. See??? They're not all they're cracked up to be. I stay a C-cup because I care.

Jean-Claude VanDamme toots his own horn in the bedroom. Gimme a break...

One seriously clever pussy.

Merry Christmas! Care to sign away your soul?. Severed finger stocking stuffers aplenty!

Dude, is that your mom? What a fan...

Blonde jokes=Hate crime???

If you see a yappy little dog named Candy, leave it the hell alone.

Bob Saget is God. Who knew?

Another milestone in medical progress.


XOXOXO,
The Odd Wife

Posted by Red :: 11:49 AM :: | ---------------------------------------