Tuesday, November 30, 2004

The Tucker Max Cell Phone Feature...

I'm thinking Australian inventors are reading Tucker Max.

...And you should too. Very few people can make me laugh until I cry on a routine basis - but Tucker manages. You remember the appeal of Cabbage Patch Dolls? So ugly that they were cute? Well, Tucker's an asshole. But he's such an asshole that you can't help adoring him.

I just don't recommend dating him. Ever. Fuck him, sure. But no dating. Words to live by.

Posted by Red :: 2:21 PM :: | ---------------------------------------